It’s that time again.
Good day to you all, BattleDawnians. It is I, Sir Robin Hood of Nottingham, definitely returning for good.
Look, I hear your sighs of disbelief from here in the past. So what if I’ve come back every April 1st for the last 10+ years to say that I have returned? Those times were all a ruse. This time, for sure, I am here to stay.
Look out, Earth. The Merry Men are soon to return. May your spies prove faithful and your BETTYs be safe from invasion.
Edit: Also, yes, I am aware I missed last year. I think. Did I miss last year? It was not a good year, I probably missed it. Don’t double check my claims. I am never wrong nor do I lie. Just ask @Alexander .